{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-badge-reel-glitter-epoxy-id-clip-chaotic-office-lanyard-humor","title":"Dumpster Fire Badge Reel | Glitter Epoxy ID Clip | Chaotic Office Lanyard Humor","description":"Embrace the chaos of your shift with this hilariously relatable dumpster fire badge reel! 🔥 Featuring a bright neon green dumpster, hot pink flames, and magical yellow starbursts, this retractable ID holder is the perfect \"everything is fine\" accessory for those wild days at work.\n\nSealed with a smooth, durable glitter epoxy finish, it catches the light beautifully while protecting the bright, bold design from daily wear and tear.\n\n✨ The Details:\n\nBadge Size: 2 inches (the perfect size to make a bold statement!)\n\nCord Length: Retractable nylon cord stretches up to 27 inches for easy swiping and scanning.\n\nFinish: High-quality, durable glitter epoxy resin for a gorgeous, protective shine.\n\nClip Style: Belt Clip to keep your ID securely facing forward.\n\n🔥 Perfect For:\n\nNurses, ER staff, and healthcare workers dealing with the daily madness\n\nTeachers surviving until Friday\n\nCorporate office workers and HR staff\n\nA hilarious, unforgettable gift for your work bestie, a recent grad, or your favorite coworker who thrives in the chaos!\n\nThank you for shopping with Swirly Owl and adding some humor to the daily grind! Please reach out if you have any questions.","brand":"Swirly Owl Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48644229726453,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/3388\/7989\/files\/532f9580-il_fullxfull.7828626318_ho98.jpg?v=1787097601","url":"https:\/\/swirlyowl.com\/products\/dumpster-fire-badge-reel-glitter-epoxy-id-clip-chaotic-office-lanyard-humor","provider":"Swirly Owl Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}