{"product_id":"funny-frontal-lobe-still-loading-glitter-badge-reel-caution-sign-retractable-id-holder-for-gen-z-nurses-students-teachers","title":"Funny \"Frontal Lobe Still Loading\" Glitter Badge Reel | Caution Sign Retractable ID Holder for Gen Z Nurses, Students \u0026 Teachers","description":"Channel your inner morning brain fog with this hilarious \"Frontal Lobe Still Loading\" badge reel! Designed as a classic yellow caution sign with retro text and a subtle, glossy glitter finish, this square acrylic ID holder perfectly captures the \"please be patient with me, I'm running on empty\" vibe.\n\nWhether you’re trying to remember your login passwords, surviving a chaotic shift, or just waiting for the caffeine to finally kick in, this relatable badge reel is guaranteed to get a laugh from your coworkers.\n\n✨ The Details:\n\nBadge Size: 2 inches (the perfect size to serve as a fair warning to others!)\n\nCord Length: Retractable nylon cord stretches up to 27 inches for easy swiping and scanning.\n\nFinish: High-quality, durable glitter epoxy resin over a bright yellow caution design for a gorgeous, protective shine.\n\nClip Style: Belt Clip to keep your ID securely facing forward.\n\n🔥 Perfect For:\n\nNurses, ER staff, and healthcare workers dealing with shift brain\n\nTeachers surviving the classroom chaos until Friday\n\nGen Z employees, students, and anyone operating on 1% brain battery\n\nA hilarious, unforgettable gift for your work bestie, a recent grad, or your favorite coworker!\n\nThank you for shopping with Swirly Owl and adding some humor to the daily grind! Please reach out if you have any questions.","brand":"Swirly Owl Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48644231004405,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/3388\/7989\/files\/15b9c3ca-il_fullxfull.8056589143_pw0y.jpg?v=1787097609","url":"https:\/\/swirlyowl.com\/products\/funny-frontal-lobe-still-loading-glitter-badge-reel-caution-sign-retractable-id-holder-for-gen-z-nurses-students-teachers","provider":"Swirly Owl Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}