{"product_id":"out-of-office-mentally-badge-reel-glitter-epoxy-heart-id-clip-goth-lanyard","title":"Out of Office Mentally Badge Reel | Glitter Epoxy Heart ID Clip, Goth Lanyard","description":"Physically here, but mentally? Out of office. 🖤 Let your badge do the talking with this hilariously relatable black heart badge reel! Featuring a sleek black background, bright red starbursts, and a bold red text design, this retractable ID holder is the perfect accessory for those days when you're just doing your best to get through the shift.\n\nSealed with a smooth, durable glitter epoxy finish, it catches the light beautifully while protecting the sassy design from daily wear and tear.\n\n✨ The Details:\n\nBadge Size: 2 inches wide (the perfect size to make a subtle but hilarious statement!)\n\nCord Length: Retractable nylon cord stretches up to 27 inches for easy swiping and scanning.\n\nFinish: High-quality, durable glitter epoxy resin for a gorgeous, protective shine that catches the light.\n\nClip Style: Belt Clip to keep your ID securely in place.\n\n🖤 Perfect For:\n\nCorporate office workers surviving another meeting that could have been an email\n\nNurses, medical staff, and teachers dreaming of the weekend\n\nAnyone with a darker, whimsigoth, or sarcastic aesthetic\n\nA hilarious, relatable gift for your work bestie or a favorite coworker!\n\nThank you for shopping with Swirly Owl and adding a little humor to the daily grind! Please reach out if you have any questions.","brand":"Swirly Owl Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48644229628149,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/3388\/7989\/files\/d6548275-il_fullxfull.7876566505_4qa5.jpg?v=1787097598","url":"https:\/\/swirlyowl.com\/products\/out-of-office-mentally-badge-reel-glitter-epoxy-heart-id-clip-goth-lanyard","provider":"Swirly Owl Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}